Category Archives: sarcasm

The Dread Experience

Hair experimentation meets alarmed grandmother. Continue reading

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Chronically Awkwards Anonymous

I’ve finally given up all hope that I’ll someday be naturally graceful or at least gifted with the wisdom to know when to shut up. Continue reading

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Smart Pants: High Tech Trousers For Every Contingency

Features include memory chip, fat-melting steam, equilibrium assistance, and more. We need these pants more than we need Google Glasses. Continue reading

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Not My Real Name

Next time you’re supposed to give your name for restaurant reservations, try this. Continue reading

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Growing Up Sarcastic & Self-Sufficient On The Farm

Natural learning and all sorts of friends serves as an antidote to cultural factors relentlessly trying to pressure young people into sameness. Continue reading

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When Toys Attack

Toys aren’t all fun and games. They lurk, waiting to embarrass or terrify us. Admit it. Toys have taken revenge on you haven’t they? Continue reading

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Peace Meeting Disrupted By Vegetation Attack

Dignity and the gag reflex do not go together. Continue reading

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